Looks like he’s trying to get the underskirt shot.

even he cant believe hes married to her.

What a douchnozzle.

A real man would come in drunk, yell something offensive at the crown and then take a dump on the runway.

This idiot has been taking pussy lessons from Brad Pitt.

Every woman there is trying to burn her with their eyes.

Look at the catty bitch stares from Chelsea Handler and her equally ugly friend back there. It would be in her best interest to not go to places where attractive women can be found.

It looks like he’s elbowing all the ladies around him saying, “See? See that? That’s what I stick my dick into!”

To be honest, I’d probably be smiling, too.

Is that Joe Pesci in the back? Does Miranda Kerr amuse him? Is she like a clown to him?

Little does he know the woman behind him wants to cut a bitch.

Nice one, Orlando. It’d be a shame to have modelled for Dior in Paris and not have any pictures.

He’s still “in love”. That’s nice; it’s great while it lasts.

Those two bitches in the back look like they are about to jump her and beat the shit out of her.

Elizabeth Banks ’bout ta stab a bitch.

You know he is thinking” I get to fuck that tonight” but it is nice that he is smiling and seems to be proud of her!! Let’s see that same smile in 10 years!!

Look honey, they let me in. You told me they wouldn’t let me in because I’m a douchebag, but they did. I even told them I was with you. I did good, right ?.

Which one is Orlando Bloom? Is he the one in the pink?

I can haz tittays!

Anybody else think that’s Pippa Middleton to his right? I’m just probably up too late!

Miranda looks gorgeous.

The lady in the pink top looks moist.

Smug bastard