1. zomgbie

    ugh.
    we all know where this is going.

  2. “Giff me onna them cheesh burgers…”

  3. celebutard

    “Hey, thers a guy in ther that looks zactly like me that can’t get a burger either!”

  4. Frank The Duck

    “Whippersnapper!” “I’ll teach you to impersonate the Hoff!”

  5. Richard McBeef

    They have tables to eat at in there so it really isn’t the Hoff’s kind of burger joint.

  6. Buddy the Elf

    “COME ON! They would totally open up for me in Germany.”

  7. “Hey! Do you have a burger that tastes like floor? No? Damnit. Let’s roll, posse!”

  8. Fester

    The Hoff: “Burgers in Glasgow? That FLOORS me!”

  9. Venom

    I demand my career and dignity back.

  10. Jill

    For the “flight of the conchords” fans, I think this phtoto was taken right befroe he sang “And I can’t believe I am eating a kebab with most beatiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab”

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “You can’t be closed. I’ve come two thousand miles for a deep fried Mars Bar.”

  12. “I’ll have two cheeseburger for the floor please.”

  13. SSHGuru

    One Kebab, extra greasy up the ass please!

  14. farting old man's wife

    HEY open up don’t you know I’m the HOFF!! I want fooooD!!!!

  15. AnnaDraconida

    “Hey! You hirin’?”

  16. Uncle Phil

    “I remember being spit-roasted, too. I’m so jealous of you window meat.”

  17. Uncle Denial

    “Stop copying me!”

  18. The Brown Streak

    “Hey you! Yeah you! I’m gonna sue you for using my likeness in your window!”

  19. Miss C

    So he’s in Glasgow? Not pictured: raging bands of footie hooligans.

  20. cc

    ‘Hey, do you serve Scotch with those kebab burgers?!’

  21. “Hey, Mister. I’ve got 87ยข and I aim to spend every damn penny of it!”

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