David Hasselhoff in Glasgow, Scotland. (September 29, 2011)
we all know where this is going.
yeah, too easy
“Giff me onna them cheesh burgers…”
and zum of dat carpetingz for mE to barf on tO go.
“Hey, thers a guy in ther that looks zactly like me that can’t get a burger either!”
“Whippersnapper!” “I’ll teach you to impersonate the Hoff!”
They have tables to eat at in there so it really isn’t the Hoff’s kind of burger joint.
“COME ON! They would totally open up for me in Germany.”
“Hey! Do you have a burger that tastes like floor? No? Damnit. Let’s roll, posse!”
The Hoff: “Burgers in Glasgow? That FLOORS me!”
I demand my career and dignity back.
Getting your career back is pretty much up to the fans. As far as your dignity…well, in that case you’re pretty much fucked!
For the “flight of the conchords” fans, I think this phtoto was taken right befroe he sang “And I can’t believe I am eating a kebab with most beatiful girl I have ever seen with a kebab”
“You can’t be closed. I’ve come two thousand miles for a deep fried Mars Bar.”
YES DEEP FRIED MARS BAR nomnomnomnom William Wallace you should be proud o’ yo’self
“I’ll have two cheeseburger for the floor please.”
One Kebab, extra greasy up the ass please!
HEY open up don’t you know I’m the HOFF!! I want fooooD!!!!
“Hey! You hirin’?”
“I remember being spit-roasted, too. I’m so jealous of you window meat.”
“Stop copying me!”
“Hey you! Yeah you! I’m gonna sue you for using my likeness in your window!”
So he’s in Glasgow? Not pictured: raging bands of footie hooligans.
‘Hey, do you serve Scotch with those kebab burgers?!’
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