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  1. I hate how Jigga looks down on other people.

  2. Frank The Duck

    Another freakishly tall NBA player…

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Quick, what’s a half and three fifths?

  4. “…my name shall be passed down to generations while debating up in barber shops,
    Young slung, hung here, Shorty, the ringmaster from here,
    With a little ambition just what we can become here…”

  5. swearin

    And thus began the creation of a new hit single “Little Pimpin’”

  6. Jay-Z is announcing a new business collaboration with the underwear gnomes.

  7. Janice

    “When my kid is born, he’ll already be taller than you.”

  8. Venom

    He assumed that he was shaking hands with Peter Dinklage, because you know, all midgets look the same to him.

  9. Fester

    Jay-Z: “Really? You fucked Chris Brown too?”

  10. TomFrank

    “I’m sorry, Jay-Z, the Guild ran out of lollipops.”

  11. Jay-Z stretched the poor little guys fingers way out of shape. How long are those fingers?!

  12. Uncle Phil

    “You’re sure I can’t catch midget from touching one of you, right?”

  13. MRF

    Just keeping it reel! All the boyz have circus midgets in the projects.

  14. Oh look, wee little midget Hammer pants.

  15. whos the roughest of em all?

    If i find out that little guy shaking jay z hand name to be biggy smalls, im jumping off a bridge.

  16. Mwaddams

    Holy crap, you even have the flat head to rest my drink on.

  17. cc

    Hey, your son is great in Game of Thrones.

  18. whos the roughest of em all?

    Why must he dress like this? Doesn’t his presence get enough attention already? Boy! These little people are such attention seekers; they’ve chosen to be this statue you know. Kind of like a choice, want to look unique to everyone else.

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