Jay-Z at The Shawn Carter Foundation 2011 Carnival in New York City. (September 29, 2011)
I hate how Jigga looks down on other people.
Another freakishly tall NBA player…
Quick, what’s a half and three fifths?
Giving a hundred and ten percent.
“…my name shall be passed down to generations while debating up in barber shops,
Young slung, hung here, Shorty, the ringmaster from here,
With a little ambition just what we can become here…”
And thus began the creation of a new hit single “Little Pimpin'”
Jay-Z is announcing a new business collaboration with the underwear gnomes.
“When my kid is born, he’ll already be taller than you.”
He assumed that he was shaking hands with Peter Dinklage, because you know, all midgets look the same to him.
Jay-Z: “Really? You fucked Chris Brown too?”
“I’m sorry, Jay-Z, the Guild ran out of lollipops.”
Jay-Z stretched the poor little guys fingers way out of shape. How long are those fingers?!
Lol that was my thought, his fingers are longer than his legs!
“You’re sure I can’t catch midget from touching one of you, right?”
Just keeping it reel! All the boyz have circus midgets in the projects.
Oh look, wee little midget Hammer pants.
If i find out that little guy shaking jay z hand name to be biggy smalls, im jumping off a bridge.
Holy crap, you even have the flat head to rest my drink on.
Hey, your son is great in Game of Thrones.
Why must he dress like this? Doesn’t his presence get enough attention already? Boy! These little people are such attention seekers; they’ve chosen to be this statue you know. Kind of like a choice, want to look unique to everyone else.
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