An embrace for lovers…. oh wait….

“Relp! Ri don’t rant to be ruffed and rounted! Roh Rod, relp me!”

can’t wait to mount you next..

And THAT’S what happens when your boyfriend continues to spread his love elsewhere.

I knew she was lazy but to be photographed actually “Fucking the Dog” in the middle of the business day is just careless…

I’d watch that porno.

Someone told her “all men are dogs” and she took it literally.

This is the heartwarming story of a dog that loves peanut butter.

It’s a shame someone that pretty has to rely on a canine for cuddles.

Amanda: “Want to have sex?”
Dog: “Eye-eye, er, I mean, aye-aye!”

She must have have an incredible taxidermist, her stuffed dog looks incredibly lifelike.

They finally seem to be getting somewhere with the Spiderman musical

“Look crazy face, you’re supposed to put the peanut butter on yourself, not on me.”

There is no real dog in this picture.

Good looking bitch.

Looks like they tied the “knot”.

Taxidermy… like dildos for crazy people.

That’s just a seeing eye dog for when she needs to go straight ahead.

There’s a doggystyle joke in there somewhere

Betcha thought that dog was alive.

Nope, just Chuck Testa!

She’s actually glaring at the pap.

Teaching ‘missionary’ to the doggy.

Dog-riding: you’re doing it wrong.

2 dogs. Only 4 paws.