1. Panty Bear

    “Let me tell you about some amazing products we have this season…”

  2. CharmlessMan

    Uh oh, the first row better be careful, she’s getting ready to pounce.

  3. Frank The Duck

    Apparently they have a lot of Taggers in Rio….

  4. it had to be said


  5. tinklepants

    Hmmm, performing… or taking a dump on stage? It’s hard to tell which even when she’s not squatting down and grimacing.

  6. Performing. Is that what they’re calling meth benders these days…

  7. Alexandrov Fedoseev

    Omg! Avatar is real!

  8. She’s been blowing Robert Pattinson again, hasn’t she?

  9. SIN

    We have all seen her with no makeup and in a bikini. The more crap she put on the better.

  10. Venom

    The horror.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Great job. This one’s going straight up on the fridge.

  12. Who is this blubbery beast? Shouldn’t she be with Elton shaking hands with the Dolphin?

  13. Bonky

    Should I have an erection at this point? Because it’s not happening.

  14. AnnaDraconida

    I laughed so frickin’ hard at this. No caption necessary.

  15. Raoul

    Sons of Mordor!

  16. MRF

    She’s about to poo sparkles.

  17. The Brown Streak

    Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter finally found a mate.

  18. SteveG

    Did someone say Elton would spread AIDS to that dolphin? Ladies and Gentleman I give you AIDS DOLPHIN.

  19. brazilian

    not only her “show” was the biggest fail, but i didnt hear one single person complimenting her. she just CANT sing and she is so NOT sexy.

  20. Mwaddams

    They can use this in preschools as the example on when a flag needs to be burned.

  21. Leblob

    Didn’t know shit could come out from both ends.

  22. cc

    I was going to make a crack about ‘leaving it all onstage’ but someone used that for Taylor Momsen a couple months back.

  23. SuperficialAdmin

    whos is that nobody?

  24. abundell

    “No, Kermit, I don’t swallow!”

  25. Khunn-tee

    It looks like an elementary school project where the teacher brings in Sophie B Hawkins and instructs the kids to decorate her with art supplies and make her a rock star.

  26. Rittle Wayne

    OK, you a goon, but what’s a goon to a goblin?

  27. Kiroux

    See, even Ke$ha would like to pee on Kim Kardashian.

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