“Let me tell you about some amazing products we have this season…”
Uh oh, the first row better be careful, she’s getting ready to pounce.
Apparently they have a lot of Taggers in Rio….
I think the herpes is starting to spread. You may want to go check that out.
Hmmm, performing… or taking a dump on stage? It’s hard to tell which even when she’s not squatting down and grimacing.
Performing. Is that what they’re calling meth benders these days…
Omg! Avatar is real!
She’s been blowing Robert Pattinson again, hasn’t she?
We have all seen her with no makeup and in a bikini. The more crap she put on the better.
I’d have to agree with you.
Great job. This one’s going straight up on the fridge.
Why? Are you trying to kill your appetite?
Who is this blubbery beast? Shouldn’t she be with Elton shaking hands with the Dolphin?
Should I have an erection at this point? Because it’s not happening.
I laughed so frickin’ hard at this. No caption necessary.
Sons of Mordor!
She’s about to poo sparkles.
Kamala the Ugandan Headhunter finally found a mate.
Did someone say Elton would spread AIDS to that dolphin? Ladies and Gentleman I give you AIDS DOLPHIN.
not only her “show” was the biggest fail, but i didnt hear one single person complimenting her. she just CANT sing and she is so NOT sexy.
They can use this in preschools as the example on when a flag needs to be burned.
Didn’t know shit could come out from both ends.
I was going to make a crack about ‘leaving it all onstage’ but someone used that for Taylor Momsen a couple months back.
whos is that nobody?
“No, Kermit, I don’t swallow!”
It looks like an elementary school project where the teacher brings in Sophie B Hawkins and instructs the kids to decorate her with art supplies and make her a rock star.
OK, you a goon, but what’s a goon to a goblin?
See, even Ke$ha would like to pee on Kim Kardashian.
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