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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
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These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |























” . . .with his husband” Guess that is their “kid”?? Poor little guy . . . . . .
Don’t worry. Elton probably won’t live long enough for the kid to remember him. But he will be left piles of cash, I suspect.
now THAT’S how you suck one, brown!
“Lookada Willy!”
And THAT’S how Dolphin AIDS began.
That dolphin is relieved that he isn’t the gayest thing at Sea World today.
Flipper is about to be introduced to buggery.
“He let me fuck his blowhole! This is the greatest day of my life! Get my son in this picture, will you? I want to remember this forever!”
“Hungry, little fella? Well, we brought you a little something…”
“Well well! I thought the rumor was true about horses, but now…”
Is this like a puzzle from Highlights magazine? “One of these eats tuna, two do not…”
Dear Nature,
Fuck You.
I wonder which one has seen the most seamen
Win
“Whale meet Dolphin, Dolphin meet whale.”
Christ he looks like a mentally handicapped person from a group home on an outing to see the big fishies!!
. . . and?
All old people look like retards when they get excited.
Elton and David introduce their son to his biological mother.
I’d like to see this bitch try and rape me!
Now there’s more blowholes than a Glee audition.
Elton seems to be suffering from a serious case of Dinklage.
Was going to say roughly the same. His proportions seem awfully little people/c lo green.
He looks tough in that black track suit.
“I see its wanker!”