When you said “The Crap We Missed”, I didn’t realize you were going to post a pic of an actual piece of crap.
If this piece of crap disappeared, I wouldn’t miss it.
what’s that crap on that crap’s feet?? god it looks like crap
This photo should be filed under “The Cankles We (Wish We Had) Missed.”
Those foot tats are fug as fuck. I have tattoos (most of them are hidden and no I don’t have a splat tat) but I fucking hate foot tats! Eww! And this bitch looks like a man, seriously, she has manface.
Hmm, it’s barely lunchtime and we’re already missing crap? Somebody wants to get the hell out of the office fast; I know I do.
Nasty asteroid. Please don’t show Uranus.
Photoshopped, and a bad job at it! She doesn’t know how to read.
I actually think she looks quite fuckable here.
If you’re angling for a weed Rx for glaucoma, this is NOT the way to go about it.
Best reply ever.
Well would you look at that – herpes of the feet!
I think you mean hoof
The photo shoot must be for the Orange Slut Academy alumni magazine
If I had strange little troll fingers I’d try to distract people with my foot tattoos as well.
Yes this is Crap, But I did NOT miss it.
the shoot was for an PSA about those one piece school desk/chairs and the fat girls who can’t fit in them
Looks like the set of a porn movie; the green screen is so they can CGI someone actually doing the deed.
Hogs Gone Wild
Her ass is bigger than a planet. What a surprise.
the herpes sores are climbing up its feet now?
How I know this is staged: no crayons.
Lipstick on a pig still makes it a pig.
and how much can she squat? good lord the size of those thighs…could feed a 3rd world country.
THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDER THIGHS…HOOOOO!!!
she got on this show was to make snookie seem fuckable
That skirt looks so tight, it probably sounds like someone dragging their finger across a balloon when she moves.
Hell I thought this was a porn set too!!
This desk was made of wood sourced from a petrified forest in Narnia.
I never saw a picture of her that I liked, but this one makes me want to slam the hell out of that big ass.
I’d hit it.
With a baseball bat or a polo mallet? Decisions, decisions…
She looks good
Alright! If chris christie will not allow the jersey shore tax break to go through, at least permit the enforcer’ thighs to be protected by the forest department because the inches in diameter has got to be a hazard to the public. The least you can do to keep everyone happy.
It helps that they hosed her off, but (and I never thought I would say this) can we have Snooki pics instead?
Don’t be upset about the foot tattoos, it’s the only way she can tell left and right.
Aw! It’s funny because we all know she can’t read!
Who knew Robin Williams was filming Mrs. Doubtfire, the sequel?
Hey Deena, Miss Piggy is gonna sue you for copywrite infringement!
The next picture is her re-enacting how she got through high school… under a desk.
The text book on the desk is titled “How to be a Whore”
Damn I’d bang her and put my seed in her!
I think those images on her feet are the symbols on her planet for “grab here and hold on”.
No doubt studying for her upcoming herpes test.
Fat cow with herpes.
When I first saw this I thought “Man, Tila Tequila is really letting herself go”
Miranda looks gorgeous.
Thank God it’s not a book signing.
As much as I hate to hear myself say it — I mean see myself type it — I think this one is better than Snooki. Of course this one is also better than having my foot crushed by an entrenching tool.
Is that gray scale Vito? The Google expert?
Why does the enforcer’s hand remind me of the hamburger helpers four finger mascot?
Why do I pick on the enforcer you ask? maybe I have a crush.
Can everyone PLEASE do me the favor and focus on her HAND!!!! It looks her height and her hands are the only things that stayed the same since she was born!
“Are You Smarter Than a 500-lb Piece of #%&! ?”
What the fuck is up with her legs.. So fuckin’ short and ugly. Makes drumsticks on a chicken look long and slender.
Why doesn’t anyone on Jersey Shore have a torso?
This week’s episode of “Fifth-graders Are Most Definitely Smarter than a Jersey Whore”.
This is what happens when your mom drinks while she is pregnant with you.
Why is there a picture of a woman with a pig on her lap?
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Deena Cortese at a video shoot in Los Angeles. (September 29, 2011)
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