The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.28.12
Tulisa Contostavlos signing for her autobiography, 'Honest: My Story So Far,' in Milton Keynes, UK. (September 27, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Friday 9.28.12
17 of 29
AKA “Honest: Anything But”
Ha ha ha! Yes.
“Of course I’ll do an autograph. Who should I make it out to? ‘Cleavage?’ That’s an unusual name.”
I get no greater amusement than when 20-year-olds write their autobiography. The funniest thing ever!
Exactly. What the fuck have accomplished to make you worthy to write an autobiography? I bet the whole book is about that time her blowjob video got “leaked”
“It took a lot of effort and I couldn’t have done it without my mom who made sure I went to Kindergarten every day whether I wanted to or not but in September of 1998 I finally conquered the alphabet.”
I believe it’s an unauthorized autobiography.
In my head, this book looks like an IKEA instruction manual that’s all pictures. Drawn in lipstick.
“Um….tits…I mean…it’s nice to meet you. I’ve always been a fan of them…I mean you. Boobs.”
She has Paris eye.
whore
Now THAT’S fucking profound!
Vito, you’ve done it again…
That looks like a hefty page count.
I feel like I should Bing her, because honestly, I have no freaking idea who she is.
Don’t. Everything you need to know about her is already on display.
You misspelled “Bang”
I just came.
Nooooo. I’m well aware of what I typed. Plus, I’m not one to own dildos, therefore making it hard for me to bang.
Good lord, don’t Bi-ng her…the last guy who did ended up with a dose of the clap.
*Bing*
Autobiography of this girl: I’m plain but my tits make people think i’m pretty. The end.
“Honest.”
When I read that Katy Perry popped into my damn head.
She knows how to sell books.
Her story so far looks good from this angle.
Chapter One: I got fake boobs.
Chapter Two: I wrote this book.
The End
“This biography of Tulisa came out awfully quickly. It’s not even about her!”
“Sure it is! Look at the cover.”
“But inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial!”
You did put up the posters, right? And are you sure they said 6 p.m.?
The way she’s sitting, I believe she must sign with her tits.
A Tale Of Two Titties!
Spoiler Alert:………….Tits
Guttersnipe.
*gag* (that’s what she said) . I’ve never seen so much as a mention of her except on this site.
Interesting way to sign books. Just put ink on your tits and press them into the page.
There is no book signing. She’s in a Subway franchise and the manager just didn’t have the heart to tell her “no”.
“Yeah, I move a lot of books this way, but getting the ink off really irritates my nipples.”