1. AKA “Honest: Anything But”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Of course I’ll do an autograph. Who should I make it out to? ‘Cleavage?’ That’s an unusual name.”

  3. I get no greater amusement than when 20-year-olds write their autobiography. The funniest thing ever!

    • Exactly. What the fuck have accomplished to make you worthy to write an autobiography? I bet the whole book is about that time her blowjob video got “leaked”

    • B&WMinstrel

      “It took a lot of effort and I couldn’t have done it without my mom who made sure I went to Kindergarten every day whether I wanted to or not but in September of 1998 I finally conquered the alphabet.”

    • LegMan

      I believe it’s an unauthorized autobiography.

    • sassy

      In my head, this book looks like an IKEA instruction manual that’s all pictures. Drawn in lipstick.

  4. YAAR

    “Um….tits…I mean…it’s nice to meet you. I’ve always been a fan of them…I mean you. Boobs.”

  5. She has Paris eye.

  6. Mr. Poop


  7. catapostrophe

    That looks like a hefty page count.

  8. I feel like I should Bing her, because honestly, I have no freaking idea who she is.

  9. XGL

    Autobiography of this girl: I’m plain but my tits make people think i’m pretty. The end.

  10. She knows how to sell books.

  11. Her story so far looks good from this angle.

  12. Chapter One: I got fake boobs.
    Chapter Two: I wrote this book.

    The End

  13. Beltliner

    “This biography of Tulisa came out awfully quickly. It’s not even about her!”

    “Sure it is! Look at the cover.”

    “But inside it’s mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial!”

  14. EricLr

    You did put up the posters, right? And are you sure they said 6 p.m.?

  15. Animal

    The way she’s sitting, I believe she must sign with her tits.

  16. HoneyBooBooby

    A Tale Of Two Titties!

  17. SupaDupa

    Spoiler Alert:………….Tits

  18. InkyBlack


  19. sandycakes

    *gag* (that’s what she said) . I’ve never seen so much as a mention of her except on this site.

  20. tlmck

    Interesting way to sign books. Just put ink on your tits and press them into the page.

  21. Bionic_Crouton

    There is no book signing. She’s in a Subway franchise and the manager just didn’t have the heart to tell her “no”.

  22. “Yeah, I move a lot of books this way, but getting the ink off really irritates my nipples.”

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