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  1. He’s more eyebrow than man at this point.

  2. Herschel Dubin

    He needs more eyebrow to make his point

  3. Herschel Dubin

    “Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..
    This ones for you , Pops”

  4. XGL

    Between law and order and great gatsby, i have nothing bad to say about this guy

  5. He just saw the Tulisa Contostavlos pic.

  6. No fair, making Jack look nuts!

  7. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Oops! I think I just shit myself.

  8. “There’s this guy, see. He takes a trip to Europe. It’s his first vacation in a long time. Sees the sights, you know? He has a real good time. Anyway, after a while he decides to call home. He gets his brother on the phone, and the guy says to his brother, ‘How’s everything at home?’ And his brother says, ‘Your…your cat died.’ And the guy says to his brother, ‘You shouldn’t tell me bad news like that. You should break it to me gently. You know, like, you should say something like, “The cat crawled out on the roof…and…chasing squirrels…and…got stuck. We had to call the fire department…and when they finally got there…the fireman crawled up, he grabbed the cat, but on the way down he slipped and the cat…fell to the ground. And, they had to take the cat to the vet. They tried to save the cat…even operated…on the cat. But it was too late. The–they couldn’t…save the cat.” That’s how you should break bad news like that.’ So the guy says to his brother… ‘How’s Mom?’ And the brother says…’She’s on the roof.’ “

  9. 1NDUN

    Needs an Enema of the Poophole.

  10. DeucePickle

    Ohhh, there’s just one…more…thing.

  11. Animal

    Sam Waterston is … special.

  12. flawless De Niro impersonation

  13. HoneyBooBooby

    Poor thing had a stroke during the show.

  14. squishy

    Love that man!

  15. neo

    botox strikes again.

  16. Vlad

    Just a minute… just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You’re right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I’ll never know.

  17. He could do a remake of Mary Poopins or Shitty shitty bang bang.

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    Say what you will, his Bill Cosby impression is spot on!

  19. icu

    I don’t get on the internet very often, but when I do, eyebrows.

  20. Jeff

    Hey, just think about what YOUR face looks like when you try to make the Law and Order “dun dun!” sound.

  21. “All these sissy football players nowadays. I played 4 years of varsity ball without even wearing a helmet. Do I look like it effected me even in the slightest?…Duhhhhhh, hiya, Joe. Hiya, Mr. Dunahee!”

  22. donkeylicks

    Columbo

  23. Veronica

    With all the crap on TV, I realize I really miss L&O, and never appreciated it until it was gone.

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