He’s more eyebrow than man at this point.
He needs more eyebrow to make his point
“Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum..
This ones for you , Pops”
Between law and order and great gatsby, i have nothing bad to say about this guy
Plus his work for TD Ameritrade was stellar.
jesus how could i forget his best work??
Remember his Robot Insurance skit? :D
He just saw the Tulisa Contostavlos pic.
No fair, making Jack look nuts!
Oops! I think I just shit myself.
“There’s this guy, see. He takes a trip to Europe. It’s his first vacation in a long time. Sees the sights, you know? He has a real good time. Anyway, after a while he decides to call home. He gets his brother on the phone, and the guy says to his brother, ‘How’s everything at home?’ And his brother says, ‘Your…your cat died.’ And the guy says to his brother, ‘You shouldn’t tell me bad news like that. You should break it to me gently. You know, like, you should say something like, “The cat crawled out on the roof…and…chasing squirrels…and…got stuck. We had to call the fire department…and when they finally got there…the fireman crawled up, he grabbed the cat, but on the way down he slipped and the cat…fell to the ground. And, they had to take the cat to the vet. They tried to save the cat…even operated…on the cat. But it was too late. The–they couldn’t…save the cat.” That’s how you should break bad news like that.’ So the guy says to his brother… ‘How’s Mom?’ And the brother says…’She’s on the roof.’ “
Jesus Christ this is bad. I’m going to create17 more screen names so I can give it more thumbs down.
Needs an Enema of the Poophole.
Curse you for beating me to that!
Ohhh, there’s just one…more…thing.
Sam Waterston is … special.
flawless De Niro impersonation
Poor thing had a stroke during the show.
Love that man!
botox strikes again.
Just a minute… just a minute. Now, hold on, Mr. Potter. You’re right when you say my father was no businessman. I know that. Why he ever started this cheap, penny-ante Building and Loan, I’ll never know.
He could do a remake of Mary Poopins or Shitty shitty bang bang.
Say what you will, his Bill Cosby impression is spot on!
I don’t get on the internet very often, but when I do, eyebrows.
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