superficial

  1. YAAR

    Are those pants a result of one vomiting session? Or multiple?

  2. I thought this guy fell of a roof and died.

  3. Ronaldo

    Yes, you do stink.

  4. Mr. Poop

    those pants look like they were shit out by a unicorn

  5. Yes, this is MUCH better than a few months ago. Is he wearing his artwork now?

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Mila still fucking someone else? OK, meltdown can continue.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      It’s not just “someone else”– it’s Ashton Kutcher.

      You’d cry, too, if it happened to you…

  7. I can smell him through my monitor.

  8. XGL

    And still, I think Mila downgraded by dating Ashton, even though this guy wears puke

    • karlito

      they’re living out their fantasy of being “lovers” from the 70′s Show. Kutcher had a boner for her when they did the show but she was only 15 when she started. now that they’re older he can pretend she’s 15 and bang her ass off.

  9. rantatonne

    K, i’m getting my shotgun and cans of food ready. The zombie apocalypse is here. Johnny Lewis walks among us.

  10. rantatonne

    though the zombies are cleverer than i thought they’d be. Hiding the side of his face that hit the pavement.

  11. B&WMinstrel

    Jackson’s Pillock

  12. “Mila, look! I’ve gotten my shit together! Let’s go out again!”

  13. EricLr

    He’s been painting, I see. Well, either that or rolling around in a filthy dumpster.

    I’m going to go with painting.

  14. The one known as The Daywalker.

  15. HoneyBooBooby

    He needs a fix before he plucks himself bald. Rehab dude Reeeeehab!

  16. sandycakes

    at least he’s gettin out the house. likely without a shower, certainly without changing into clean clothes, but out.

  17. MR-M

    From the waist up he looks still looks Hollywood. From the waist down he looks homeless.

  18. Skinny jeans. Just skinny.

  19. Jeff

    It’s like I always say. The more often you hit home invaders with paint cans, the higher the chances you’ll get some paint splash back on your jeans.

  20. Next.....

    Starving artist.

  21. “Why does everyone keep calling me Johnny and why are they saying they’re so glad to see me?”

  22. Joey G

    That? Oh that’s my Axe Body Spray.

  23. Aww, that’s a shame.

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