1. Mary Feeney

    Rubbing one out and making his “O” face.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    Stop that! Didn’t you hear what 50 cent said?

  3. catapostrophe

    Don’t cry, Kanye—It Gets Better™.

  4. Herschel Dubin

    Homo Sapiens?

  5. Mohawk Disco

    Kim’s ass broke my iPod! Mommmyyy!

  6. Kim just told him his dick’s not as big as Ray J’s.

  7. XGL

    Is he peeing? Because he looks to be in pain.

  8. Mr. Poop

    “Mom! That mean boy peed on my girlfriend!”

  9. “Eeehhhhh! This bag is filled with ding dongs, of both sorts. Dammit Kim! What have I told you?”

  10. rantatonne

    “What do you mean people have invented butt injections and implants, I could have had girl with a booty like that without letting Kris Jenner touch me?!”

  11. “But I wanted a WAFFLE cone!”

  12. primitivefix06

    “Ah-Ah-Ah-Chewie!”

  13. awe…did someone call him a gay fish?

  14. Ima let you finish, but Chris Brown’s bitch tears were one of the best of all time.

  15. Every so often, Kanye is blessed with a tiny moment of complete clarity. In that blink of time he sees himself, his music, and his relationships through an absolute and honest unfiltered lens for only a split second.

    He generally wakes up sobbing and covered in vomit..

  16. Cock Dr

    He gets no sympathy from me.
    If a man lies down with cows he’s gonna smell like manure.

  17. AAAAAARGH! Why, penis? Why? Why can’t you be more picky?

  18. HoneyBooBooby

    Looks like Kim finally duped him into giving her oral sex.

  19. sandycakes

    waaahhh wahhh! thiis purse is too heavy, someone help me *sob*

  20. Animal

    “What’choo talkin’ ’bout Willis?”

  21. Brit

    Successful and highly wealthy rock star.
    Could have any women he desires.
    Instead dates a baldy and gets engaged to a fat ass.

  22. EricLr

    And then Timothy Green, he just DIED!

  23. There, there Kanye. It’s OK, they’ll have more fish sticks tomorrow. You can wait a day.

  24. Crissy

    And once in a while a picture comes along that leaves you with “no comment” as this picture ALONE is worth a thousand laughs…. The possibilities are endless!

  25. popwilleatitself

    No matter what the look on his face is, it always looks like self-loathing to me.

  26. “I can’t believe that bitch axes me to carry her purse, den she fuckin’ disappears…”

  27. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    That’s the face of a man who’s seen Kim’s promised land… and not in a video…

  28. sassy

    I can only imagine what he had to do to get those beads…

  29. little turtle head

    the kardashian stench on your cock is hard to deal with says kanyeezee…

  30. Sooperficial

    It’s hard not to comment on his lower lip.

  31. Phoenix

    WHY do these comments get grayed out???

  32. Gabe Kaplan

    Is he having sex with Kim Kardashian’s hand bag or just jerking off in her make up case?

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