Kanye West in Miami Beach. (September 27, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Spalsh News, WENN
Rubbing one out and making his “O” face.
Actually, his mother just told him that he was born out of wedlock. Bastard
Stop that! Didn’t you hear what 50 cent said?
Don’t cry, Kanye—It Gets Better™.
Kim’s ass broke my iPod! Mommmyyy!
Kim just told him his dick’s not as big as Ray J’s.
Is he peeing? Because he looks to be in pain.
Having sex with Kim Kardashian will do that to you.
exactly my point.
“Mom! That mean boy peed on my girlfriend!”
“Eeehhhhh! This bag is filled with ding dongs, of both sorts. Dammit Kim! What have I told you?”
“What do you mean people have invented butt injections and implants, I could have had girl with a booty like that without letting Kris Jenner touch me?!”
“But I wanted a WAFFLE cone!”
A Blue Waffle Cone?
awe…did someone call him a gay fish?
Ima let you finish, but Chris Brown’s bitch tears were one of the best of all time.
Every so often, Kanye is blessed with a tiny moment of complete clarity. In that blink of time he sees himself, his music, and his relationships through an absolute and honest unfiltered lens for only a split second.
He generally wakes up sobbing and covered in vomit..
He gets no sympathy from me.
If a man lies down with cows he’s gonna smell like manure.
AAAAAARGH! Why, penis? Why? Why can’t you be more picky?
Looks like Kim finally duped him into giving her oral sex.
waaahhh wahhh! thiis purse is too heavy, someone help me *sob*
“What’choo talkin’ ’bout Willis?”
Successful and highly wealthy rock star.
Could have any women he desires.
Instead dates a baldy and gets engaged to a fat ass.
Lay off the drugs.
And then Timothy Green, he just DIED!
Hey! Spoiler alert!
There, there Kanye. It’s OK, they’ll have more fish sticks tomorrow. You can wait a day.
And once in a while a picture comes along that leaves you with “no comment” as this picture ALONE is worth a thousand laughs…. The possibilities are endless!
No matter what the look on his face is, it always looks like self-loathing to me.
“I can’t believe that bitch axes me to carry her purse, den she fuckin’ disappears…”
That’s the face of a man who’s seen Kim’s promised land… and not in a video…
I can only imagine what he had to do to get those beads…
the kardashian stench on your cock is hard to deal with says kanyeezee…
It’s hard not to comment on his lower lip.
WHY do these comments get grayed out???
Is he having sex with Kim Kardashian’s hand bag or just jerking off in her make up case?
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