superficial

  1. cagster

    I didn’t think his divorce settlement could get much more nasty, but I was wrong.

  2. Herschel Dubin

    “Belt goes on before we go outside … Belt goes on before we go outside ….Belt goes on before we go outside …”

  3. …and the number one sign that you’ve lost your mind: walking an invisible dog.

  4. Having sex in the backseat of your car is always fun until the paparazzi catch you with your pants around your ankles. Literally.

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    The Mercedes’ Old Emmy winning cock giveaway wasn’t quite as successful as they hoped.

  6. XGL

    Remember when he fell off the stage??? bahahahahahhaha

  7. “Gonna take my car Camille? I’ll fill it up for you you selfish cunt. Special Premium, How is that?”

  8. Looks like Frasier’s gonna’ have to beat a bitch.

  9. “Granpa, NO! We’ll be home in five minutes. Can’t you hold it?”

  10. EricLr

    Your move, Trebek!

  11. “Yew want a whippin’? Yew want a whippin’? Alriiiight aaaaahm gonna give yew a WHIPPIN’!”

    *takes belt off, pants fall down*

    “Goldang it….”

    Smooth move, Krusty.

  12. HoneyBooBooby

    “DON’T MAKE ME TAKE MY BELT OFF!” Looks like he keeps those kids in check.

  13. tlmck

    Looks like he’s been hanging with Erin Moran.

  14. He’s looking for wife number 47.

  15. Gabe Kaplan

    “Honey I swear… Chris Brown day is a real thing!”

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    He crapped his pants…” Toss salad and Scrambled eggs…”.

  17. Gabe Kaplan

    Doing his part for the Republican party, Kelsey Grammer sleeps with minorities and tells them about the Republican platform. The usual response is his sex partner flees and Kelsey chases them into the street half dressed reminding them to “Vote Romney”.

  18. “OK, tough guy, bring on your nunchucks. I have no fear because I am a master of…BELT-FU!”

  19. Craptard

    out joy riding with Randy Travis again?

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