What’s a “Matt Smith”?
Not what but Who.
If that was intentional, well done.
That guy’s about to get a sonic screwdriver to the teeth!
I haven’t been laid in a while…
While being code for never…if so you have very poor grammar
Which one is the homeless man?
invisible salma hayek
“Shhh! Just wait a second…do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a shit. Now, out of my way, pauper!”
don’t make eye contact, they see it as a sign of aggression
Don’t let this fool you. His heart’s a lot bigger on the inside.
That’s because he has two of them.
Indeed, what they do for Children in Need should make Bono want to cry himself to sleep in a rainforest somewhere.
Gwyneth Paltrow just came.
“I am not the droid you are looking for!”
“Hey Fucker the end of the line is back there”
“I’m Matt Smith!”
“Who? We’re all hungry dick!”
Why is Joe Rogan bothering that guy?
Hey, asshole, you think you’re so much better than me because you don’t poop in *your* phone booth?
“No, I’m not auditioning for a new Companion and NO, you may not sleep in the TARDIS!”
Which one’s Matt Smith? I think you’re just making up names, places, and people.
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the homeless guy before, but not the other guy.
I thought it was Jim Carey 1995.
I was going more for Bill Pullman 1986.
I think his reaction is due to finding out the homeless man is the next incarnation of The Doctor. It’s like a sadder version of “Looper”.
BUM: I’m starving! Do you Have anything to eat?
MATT: Oh, you poor man! Have some fish fingers and custard.
BUM: . . . Y’know what? I’m good.
“You’re beautiful and dainty like a woman. I must have you!”
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