superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    What’s a “Matt Smith”?

  2. dirtdog

    Who?

  3. Matty

    That guy’s about to get a sonic screwdriver to the teeth!

    I haven’t been laid in a while…

  4. Mr. Poop

    Which one is the homeless man?

  5. XGL

    invisible salma hayek

  6. “Shhh! Just wait a second…do you hear that? That’s the sound of no one giving a shit. Now, out of my way, pauper!”

  7. don’t make eye contact, they see it as a sign of aggression

  8. B&WMinstrel

    Don’t let this fool you. His heart’s a lot bigger on the inside.

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow just came.

  10. “I am not the droid you are looking for!”

  11. “Hey Fucker the end of the line is back there”
    “I’m Matt Smith!”
    “Who? We’re all hungry dick!”

  12. Why is Joe Rogan bothering that guy?

  13. EricLr

    Hey, asshole, you think you’re so much better than me because you don’t poop in *your* phone booth?

  14. “No, I’m not auditioning for a new Companion and NO, you may not sleep in the TARDIS!”

  15. HoneyBooBooby

    Which one’s Matt Smith? I think you’re just making up names, places, and people.

  16. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen the homeless guy before, but not the other guy.

  17. I thought it was Jim Carey 1995.

  18. Swearin

    I think his reaction is due to finding out the homeless man is the next incarnation of The Doctor. It’s like a sadder version of “Looper”.

  19. ThisWillHurt

    BUM: I’m starving! Do you Have anything to eat?
    MATT: Oh, you poor man! Have some fish fingers and custard.
    BUM: . . . Y’know what? I’m good.

  20. Gabe Kaplan

    “You’re beautiful and dainty like a woman. I must have you!”

  21. “Go away, Dad…I’m trying to work here…”

  22. LilDeuceDeuce

    When I saw the thumbnail I honestly thought the homeless dude was Fred Durst.

  23. Inside Job

    Dr. Who?

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