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  1. Such a fan of wordplay, that Eli Roth.

  2. BigOkie

    Eli Roth where?

  3. Why do girls get these ugly fucking tattoos?

    • I don’t get it either. It’s like hot chicks aren’t satisfied with being amazingly hot, and are so desperate they get shitty tattoos and make themselves LESS hot.

      although none of that is applicable to the chicks in this photo.

  4. XGL

    I agree with above poster, I will never fucking understand why decent looking women get disgusting tattoos. That makes you completely unmarryable (I know its not a word) instantly

    • Out of Your League

      I always find it hilarious when guys say that..O DAMN you don’t want to wife me up ::sob:: oh no my life is ruined!

      Because you’re not the type of guy I would want to attract and or marry anyway so no worries!! ;)

      And I doubt any of those ladies are interested in you, either!

      But thanks for sharing your dislike for girls with tattoos it’s really fasinating!

      Sincerely,

      Hot girl with tattoos

      • XGL

        *Hot Girls with Tattoos”= oxymoron

      • Drew

        Don’t worry about it XGL. Someone as arrogant and narrowminded as you will never have to worry about attracting a decent looking girl anyway.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        If tatts made women look SO MUCH BETTER, then WHY don’t they get them plastered all over their faces? If tatts DON’T distract from natural looks, WHERE are all the hot females with face tatts? When you can point them out to me, ..oh wait. I’ll be in the grave before you can. As you were

      • XGL

        No, i’m not married or anything….oh wait, I am, to pure class who doesn’t look like trash. And in case you missed the point of this website, it’s called the superficial. everyone makes opinions. Yours is that tattoos aren’t trashy mine is that they are. Why so defensive? I hire, and if I see tattoos, I don’t hire. It’s unprofessional, and I know plenty of people who agree with me. Same with visible piercings. Just the way it is. So obviously plenty of people share my opinion. Carry on, if you’re happy the way you are, have at it. I’m happy with not having married or hired people with tattoos.

      • Ever notice every chick who thinks she got hotter with tattoos would be a lot hotter 50lbs lighter?

  5. So…people are terrified of silicone?

  6. B&WMinstrel

    After you’ve sawn them in half can it really be that hard to put them back in the right order? Isn’t it like matching socks?

  7. 1NDUN

    So, Al Gore will be the bodiless voice explaining how hot these ho-stesses are proves global warming.

  8. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    They put the “Ho” in horror

  9. EricLr

    The most horrible thing Eli Roth ever did was come to Hollywood.

  10. K-Tron

    Are you sure it wasn’t called the Whoretorium?

  11. Jezebel

    I thought the one on the far right was Bristol Palin. That would really up the fright factor.

  12. Beer Baron

    No talent waste of space.

  13. A Man

    Nice one Fish. You’re going to have to circle were Eli is because I can’t see him.

  14. Gabe Kaplan

    They think they are working with Zachary Quinto will get them parts in the new Star Trek movie

  15. Every damn one of you is wrong!

  16. donkeylicks

    How the fuck does Eli Roth manage to have two right hands!?!?

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