Well, we all know that’s not a condom in her back pocket.
Yup, you’re right. It is most probably an iPod nano touch.
So Mom Jeans are the new lesbian trend, then?
Damn it! She heard me coming. *hides in the bushes*
I’m honestly confused as to whether she is a lesbian or bisexual. Though, I do feel like Johnny Depp could turn a girl straight.
She claims to be bisexual
Got it. Either way, I think she’s flawless. Beautiful girl, reminds me of an old pin-up model. Sexual orientation doesn’t bother me, live your life woman!
Damnit this girl is tasty.
Could I get another dozen pairs of mom jeans to try on, please?
And by mom jeans you mean granny jeans?
Amber, my darling, I’m afraid it’s over between us. I have just given my heart to Olivia Wilde. Ah-ah-ah, no tears now. Just hang tough, hold your chin up, go home, and eat some pussy.
My aunt thinks bisexual people are just desperate people who want more choices. If that’s true for this girl, god help the rest of us.
by the way, I don’t agree with her. Just making that clear.
“Johnny, I don’t care what the saleslady said, that bedazzled silk tubetop looked better on me.”
Amber Heard, “I wanna munch that lesbos rug.”
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