Someone’s on day release from the George Lucas talent graveyard.

The only thing Ive ever wanted from this guy is for him to move his left arm out of the way.

I’m looking at the blonde behind him.

Look, his trolling was a success! The guy in the red looks all about it!

“seconds before being taken to the hospital, Hayden Christensen was heard to say ‘who are you looking at, I was Darth Vader dammit’ “

Still hating on the Sand People. Nice threatening glare, but he’s not one of them.

Someone on reddit is pissed he fucked up their creeper shot

Proof that becoming the young star of a major film franchise before you’ve established yourself as an actor does not necessarily mean that your career will end with the franchise.

Oh wait, no….the opposite of that.

The man in the red’s really a cardboard cut-out he carries with him to look like he’s got friends.

He was actually good in “Jumper”. His wooden acting in Star Wars matched George Lucas’ wooden dialog.

HAYDEN ponders: “Hayden was Darth Vader. Hayden is a REAL Hollywood star. Hayden DOES NOT stand in line with The Situation and Brooke Hogan.

Gay,

Hayden Christensen seen in West Hollywood. What are the odds?

“Yo, Sambo, thanks for fetching my frappuccino. You expecting a tip? How’s this: Make sure to plant your corn early next year.”

“I hope they still have iphones left here”
“Uh, this is a Coffee bar.”
“Oh, I know. Give me your iphone pencil dick!”

The answer is yes, yes he did get dressed in the dark.

He used to rock pajama jeans but he’s moved on to just plain old “fuck it” pajamas.

Is that one of the Jersey Shore cast next to him?