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:”The seats in this BMW really flatten my ass.”
“Excuse me, miss.. you have a flat.”
“Oh, no! Which tire?”
“I wasn’t talking about your car…”
True what they say, black is slimming. In this case, it’s damn near an invisibility cloak,
Can we agree to just refer to her as the “Flat-assed girl with no face”?
That’s a dude’s ass.
So we can all agree she stuffed her ass for the wedding?
Of course she did. The world was watching and she wanted to steal her sister’s thunder.
Yeah, I was giving her the benefit of the doubt, but hey I guess for like a week she had attention. Her sister is a classic beauty, she’s a classic butter face….without the butt
She better hope England never adopts the “flat tax”.
Fish, how much do you pay for these Pippa pictures? Is it like a $10 mystery bag, and inside you find some drunk Tara Reid, some Pippa butt, and a couple of Lindsay blowing a club owner?
Did you write “pay”? I am sure you meant “get paid to post.”
I’m not really clear how this whole business model works.
1. Website posts photos of celebrities
2. Jackasses say hurtful things about them
3. ???
4. Profit
Since I get all of my knowledge from this site, I’ve determined that Pippa Middleton has no front.
Hey, I thought planking was out of fashion!
How do we know that’s not Chris Robinson?
Okay, forgive me if I’m missing something here… but can someone explain to me, in all seriousness, why all the dudes of the world went apeshit for this girl for one week last year?
AFAIK, No dudes did. The media fabricated the whole thing.
Katie Holmes is looking at this thinking she’s got a chance to be in a rap video.
This has to be some sort of British humor thing we’re just not getting.