What the fuck?? Where are the skanks?
“The fuck, man? You know those bitches are in my rider!”
“Hello? *Whose* conference is this? That’s right, bitch – CLINTON Global Initiative Meeting. Now sit your bitch ass back down and make me a hummus sandwich!”
Look buddy, you’re going to have to be more specific. I hit on a LOT of men’s wives last week.
You’re the head of NASA, right? I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang ’round here, it’d be you.
“What did I tell you last night about sending bitches to my room empty handed??”
I said, “Donde estan la PUNANIIIII”
“I did NOT have an inappropriate relationship with your daughter, Mr. Lewinsky, and if you don’t back off a step or two I’m gonna have to whup the tar out of you.”
Clinton: “What Duya mean that don’t have my favorite donuts. Oh Hell No!! Somebody call my man Obama. We’re bombing the shit outta somebody right Fuckin’ Now Mother fucka!!!”
Man in front of Clinton: “Sir, would it be okay if we target any region in The South for a surgical bombing strike?”
Clinton: “That’s cool. Bomb the whole mutherfuckin’ South for all I care. Just don’t touch AK baby!! Now where ‘da hoes at?”
“And then Monica pulled that cigar put of her whohaw, and I puckered up like this…and she stuck it right in!…Man. that was some rank -assed shit !” But, I did not have sexual relations with Miss Lewinsky, just her cigar!”
“What are you doing here without the chubby frat girls Gary… BUBBA NEEDS STRANGE!”
The Clinton Global Initiative Meeting always set time aside for men to ask Bill what he was doing their wives daughters and girlfriends.
No, YOU don’t understand. Where’s my ‘hummer’?
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Bill Clinton at his Clinton Global Initiative Meeting in New York City. (September 26, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN