1. “Why of course I’ll sign your face!”

    *draws penis*

  2. EricLR

    The most embarrassing moment in Berlin’s history.

  3. fred

    “Call me.”

  4. “I have a dick on my face, don’t I?”

  5. donkeylicks

    Good lord he’s killing him!!! That hematoma is about to burst!!!

  6. Josephus

    Usually when he tags a man’s face, it’s a little messier.

  7. “You’re sure you won’t be needing this ear?”

  8. Hugh is definitely not gay.

  9. “Nice hair, good teeth…This one pleases me! Send him to my hotel!”

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