1. I always confuse the two… is this the drunken snotrag with the deadly chin, or the snaggletoothed airhead with the self-professed giant boobs?

  2. “Wow, this truck is pretty big. Is it Danny Trejo’s?”

  3. EricLR

    See, I cen waalk a staaight line juzt fine, you fucking pig!

  4. Never seen green Jack Daniels before.

  5. I would definitely buy her a drink

  6. HannahMontana is a slut

    “Vodka and Spinach juice! They’ll never figure out I’m drinking and driving, now!”

  7. Never get in the car with Kiefer Sutherland.

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