I always confuse the two… is this the drunken snotrag with the deadly chin, or the snaggletoothed airhead with the self-professed giant boobs?
“Wow, this truck is pretty big. Is it Danny Trejo’s?”
See, I cen waalk a staaight line juzt fine, you fucking pig!
Never seen green Jack Daniels before.
I would definitely buy her a drink
“Vodka and Spinach juice! They’ll never figure out I’m drinking and driving, now!”
Never get in the car with Kiefer Sutherland.
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