Ireland Baldwin posted this pic of herself with her boyfriend Slater Trout to Instagram. (September 27, 2103) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Presumably the surname Trout comes from a genetic disposition to not have discernable lips?
Contrary to popular belief, the North American trout can be domesticated–with the right combination of yoga, inane conversation, and vagina.
Looks like Matt Damon as Liberace’s lover is hanging out with a dollar store Kardashian.
Strange days, indeed.
cool how she can take a picture of herself 90 years in the future. she looks great for her age btw.
What’s the big deal? If this guy wants to pretend he’s not gay and she’s willing to assist in this farce, who’s it hurting?
If Salmon Rushdie married Slater Trout…
Why didn’t his parents just name him Trouser? You know they wanted to.
I hope Slater is keeping all of these pictures. Ten years from now, he will be a bald insurance salesman living in the valley, married to some chick who put on 75 pounds after getting married, with three kids who he can’t stand, and who escapes to strip clubs every weekend night he can.
Every once in a while, he can pull these pictures out and think back on the best time of his life.
Holy fuck, I hate social media. I was going to try and make some comment about how Instagram blows, but then I realized I would be leaving out Twitter, which also blows, and Facebook… so, you get the point.
It blows, too?
What’s in your wallet, Trout? Hopefully, it is a condom.
It’s just a matter of time before she dumps him for some bigger fish in the sea.
I’d like to really say something hateful about this guy but, after staring at the cleavage for the last 5 minutes, I can find nothing to criticize. Nothing at all.
She actually looks a bit like her mother here. She usually doesn’t.
He reminds me of a glammed up Toombs…
A normal picture of a girl with her boyfriend. WTF, Ireland?!?
A happy, beautiful couple.
They look so….self satisfied. Like they just ate a shit sandwich.
This dude looks like Hitlers wet dream
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