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  1. Jenna

    Presumably the surname Trout comes from a genetic disposition to not have discernable lips?

  2. EricLR

    Contrary to popular belief, the North American trout can be domesticated–with the right combination of yoga, inane conversation, and vagina.

  3. Looks like Matt Damon as Liberace’s lover is hanging out with a dollar store Kardashian.

    Strange days, indeed.

  4. cool how she can take a picture of herself 90 years in the future. she looks great for her age btw.

  5. What’s the big deal? If this guy wants to pretend he’s not gay and she’s willing to assist in this farce, who’s it hurting?

  6. Hugh Jazz

    If Salmon Rushdie married Slater Trout…

  7. brick

    Why didn’t his parents just name him Trouser? You know they wanted to.

  8. fred

    I hope Slater is keeping all of these pictures. Ten years from now, he will be a bald insurance salesman living in the valley, married to some chick who put on 75 pounds after getting married, with three kids who he can’t stand, and who escapes to strip clubs every weekend night he can.

    Every once in a while, he can pull these pictures out and think back on the best time of his life.

  9. Holy fuck, I hate social media. I was going to try and make some comment about how Instagram blows, but then I realized I would be leaving out Twitter, which also blows, and Facebook… so, you get the point.

  10. George P Burdell

    What’s in your wallet, Trout? Hopefully, it is a condom.

  11. It’s just a matter of time before she dumps him for some bigger fish in the sea.

  12. I’d like to really say something hateful about this guy but, after staring at the cleavage for the last 5 minutes, I can find nothing to criticize. Nothing at all.

  13. She actually looks a bit like her mother here. She usually doesn’t.

  14. He reminds me of a glammed up Toombs…

  15. Hugh G. Rection

    A normal picture of a girl with her boyfriend. WTF, Ireland?!?

  16. A happy, beautiful couple.

  17. alex

    They look so….self satisfied. Like they just ate a shit sandwich.

  18. Cumpooter

    This dude looks like Hitlers wet dream

  19. Woone P. Tiggins

    I didn’t realize that Instagram had a “cheap ’80s camera in a grade-school gym” filter.

  20. mike

    he looks a bit like a less gay billy corgan

  21. Quite unfortunate. She looks manlier than the boyfriend.

  22. cc

    I still find her a very attractive ghost.

  23. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Pffft. I’ve SEEN her asshole. We’ve all seen it. Who does she think she is kidding?

  24. tlmck

    Doesn’t he have a band caled Slater Trout and the Flounders?

  25. Vladimir

    Children Of The Damned, 90210…

  26. Dammit, Trout, when I said “Get rid of that scraggly beard,” I was referring to Ireland.

  27. richie

    BF looks like a real dandy!

  28. BB

    Deformed Right boob.

  29. gumbypokey

    Probably the most appealing image of her that I’ve seen. Less Alec, more Kim.

  30. Capn Obvious

    Jesus this chick is overrated.

    Average chick who is full of herself. Danger meter says:

    0…………………|..10

    Yeah, back the fuck up boys. Leave this one alone.

  31. martina

    Slater Trout? God, his parents were a total failure.

  32. oops

    is she the one who bangs this guy ? coz, he doesn t look so straight and manly to me, i bet he likes leopard prints and pink fur and a big black strap-on in is OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO xD hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

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