1. DeucePickle

    Aaaaand coming down the straight away and leading by 3 full lengths it’s Boner Graveyard Troll Fucker

  2. Deacon Jones

    She mustve just looked at herself in a mirror

  3. cc

    I heard she can beat almost anyone by a nose.

  4. Johnny P!

    The ballet company’s mounting a production of “War Horse”?!?

  5. Mohawk Disco

    She’s 470 not 47, apparently. Did she run out of young souls to devour to keep young?

  6. “Are you happy to be here, Ms Parker? Stamp once for yes and twice for no”.

  7. bbiowa

    Corpse Bride re-release?

  8. Urvag

    Shit I’d be photographing that too. It’s not everyday an animal escapes the Bronx Zoo.

  9. The mane attraction!

  10. Animal

    What a noble-looking Jew.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Come on – stop showing her Fish!
    I’m running out of horse jokes.

  12. It’s just not going well for her…and by “it” I mean “time”

  13. Jade

    I thought clothing for dogs was pushing it, but this is just crazy.

  14. ‘style icon’ my sweet ass

  15. Hugh Evers

    I think we all owe Matthew Broderick a big apology. – And it was just that once.

  16. Idiot Abroad

    Egad! Please get some zzzzzzzzzzz’s! She has to be scaring the shit out of her children and pets.

  17. Josie

    LOL she looks like a 100 yrs old!!!

  18. EricLR

    Pan left to see the wagon.

  19. Pat C.

    How come she wasn’t one of the “Hotties on Ducatis” ?

  20. Ismoss

    Now we see why the muslims are rioting.

  21. Radadoon

    I didn’t know Jon Stewart did drag. His arms and hands are looking old and bony!

  22. Next.....

    Ugly face, ugly hair, ugly dress, ugly necklace, ugly fans….just plain old ugly!

  23. contusion

    “I’m….melting.”

  24. “What a darn minute, Ms. Parker. You can’t just walk down the sidewalk leaving road apples in your wake…”

  25. CRISPY

    why the long face?

  26. UJ

    Sara Jessica Parker or Sarah Connor?

    On August 29th, 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?

  27. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    All joking aside, this woman has seen one too many plastic surgeons. How many *victims* before all these wanna-be beauties wake up to the folly of going down that road?

  28. PZ

    Sometimes I’m glad I’m not Matthew Broderick.

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