Aaaaand coming down the straight away and leading by 3 full lengths it’s Boner Graveyard Troll Fucker
You just won the internet.
I wish there was a prize to give besides the satisfaction of knowing I about peed my pants laughing.
There is no need to read any further on this page. We have a win-nah!
She mustve just looked at herself in a mirror
I heard she can beat almost anyone by a nose.
Mayim Bialik will accept that challenge.
The ballet company’s mounting a production of “War Horse”?!?
She’s 470 not 47, apparently. Did she run out of young souls to devour to keep young?
Damn, she looks like she is 60!!
“Are you happy to be here, Ms Parker? Stamp once for yes and twice for no”.
Corpse Bride re-release?
Shit I’d be photographing that too. It’s not everyday an animal escapes the Bronx Zoo.
The mane attraction!
What a noble-looking Jew.
Come on – stop showing her Fish!
I’m running out of horse jokes.
It’s just not going well for her…and by “it” I mean “time”
I thought clothing for dogs was pushing it, but this is just crazy.
‘style icon’ my sweet ass
I think we all owe Matthew Broderick a big apology. – And it was just that once.
Egad! Please get some zzzzzzzzzzz’s! She has to be scaring the shit out of her children and pets.
LOL she looks like a 100 yrs old!!!
Pan left to see the wagon.
How come she wasn’t one of the “Hotties on Ducatis” ?
Now we see why the muslims are rioting.
I didn’t know Jon Stewart did drag. His arms and hands are looking old and bony!
Ugly face, ugly hair, ugly dress, ugly necklace, ugly fans….just plain old ugly!
the dress is charming, very nice pastel shades.
“What a darn minute, Ms. Parker. You can’t just walk down the sidewalk leaving road apples in your wake…”
why the long face?
Sara Jessica Parker or Sarah Connor?
On August 29th, 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty fucking real to you too. Anybody not wearing 2 million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day. Get it?
All joking aside, this woman has seen one too many plastic surgeons. How many *victims* before all these wanna-be beauties wake up to the folly of going down that road?
Sometimes I’m glad I’m not Matthew Broderick.
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the New York City Ballet Fall Gala. (September 20, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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