It was supposed to be a “sock” puppet Mario.
Hence the phrase ‘meat puppet’.
I always wondered what the phrase “screwed the pooch” would look like in real life. Just sad Elmo had to suffer for it.
Elmo’s looking for a place to conveniently spit that out.
Hard to do discreetly with so many cameras about.
I’m sorry I can only give you one thumbs up
Is that Mario’s gimp at the bottom of the pic? He has like a head device with a bell on. Weird. Maybe Mario likes to hear a jingle jangle when the gimp is on his dangle.
Both subjects pictured have had a man’s hand up their ass.
Ssssh – dont tell Einstein the guy on the ground is controlling the puppet and that it’s not real.
Cars.com really has Mario’s confidence coming out…and big surprise, it’s FLUFFY!!!
Yes Elmo is boy. And no, Elmo not do that!
The look on Elmo’s face says it all. “That’s not a hand up my ass is it?”
“So how do you guys like my Muppet FleshLight?”
One of these stars has been on television for a long long time, has a high squeaky voice, is way too happy for his own good, and regularly spends time with a man’s arm up inside him to the elbow.
And the other one is named Elmo
I can just hear Elmo now…
“Not in my fur! That shit is a bitch to get out…”
“Elmo don’t like…Stop touching me.”
When Elmo finds out that Mario cheated on Zoe on their honeymoon, Elmo may have to smack a bitch.
“Look at that. I KNEW Mark-Paul Gosselaar’s got nothing on us. Right, bro? RIGHT, BRO??”
Is there a dude left in Hollywood this Ho hasn’t blown? I mean Elmo.
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