Jake, let’s show Ang right now that we have what it takes to honor Heath’s legacy with a sequel.

It’s always uncomfortable when lovers can’t acknowledge each other in public.

“Look man, all I’m saying is that you seem to have so much of it, I’m sure you can spare some follicles….”

“Excuse me, sir? Do you have a hair to spare?”

“Brian G. ? Yeah, he’s my brother.”

Yo man…that scene in Brokeback was real right?

Okay, there’s definitely a beard conspiracy going on in Hollyweird. A gay beard conspiracy.

Brian: “You, uh, you wanna take these beards out later and get them so drunk that they don’t remember us doing each other until the sun comes up?”

Jake: “You mean ‘cums up’, right?”

Brian: “God I love these beards. TAXI!”

“The Leto brothers have out-bearded us again! Show up at my place for a Minoxidil fix at midnight.”

So, that thing with the strap-on … later?

Either Brian’s head is the size of a baseball or Jake has a head that rivals a Wildabeast.

Brian O’Byrne. That’s as rough on a kid as freakin’ Gyllenaal would be.

Sexual tension

“Your beard tickles my nuts…”
“How funny…your beard tickles mine, too!”

“The password for the afterparty is ‘Brown Trout.’ Are you comfortable fishing with non-bears?”

Hey how ya doing lil momma let me whisper in ya ear, Tell ya something that ya might like to hear