superficial

  1. If you squint, she looks like Shmoo.

  2. Dear God almighty. She doesn’t even look human anymore. You know how bad this is? Kathleen Turner saw her and said, “What a neck!”

  3. Lipstick on a Hut.

  4. Johnny P!

    I like to remember this talented lady when she looked like this:
    http://ettagirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/5949300235_a60b397f65_b.jpg

  5. Ruth

    Live action Howl’s Moving Castle?

  6. I loved her in The Little Mermaid.

  7. B&WMinstrel

    What do you call it when the bottom half’s a woman and the top half’s a fish?

  8. bbiowa

    It’s Divine. (Not the adjective, the person.)

  9. Mohawk Disco

    I respect her but she looks like The Penguin for the next Batman movie here.

  10. Why is John Travolta dressed up as Angelica Huston?

  11. cc

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

  12. I don’t… I’m…
    Aw, fuck this.

  13. Tidbit

    It’s like when you draw a smiley face on your thumb.

  14. DeucePickle

    wow, just walked into a glass door, yet still has a smile on her face. what a trooper.

  15. You know, if it weren’t for this site, I don’t think I’d know who this Jessie J person was at all.

  16. Cock Dr

    I don’t often endorse their use but she needs a scarf. A big one.

  17. HollywoodOutsider

    Sid and Marty Kroft strike again!

  18. Houston, you have a problem!

  19. EricLR

    Shouldn’t she be at home taking care of Honey Boo Boo?

  20. Nooooooo Neck Joooooooooeeee!

  21. Tiger

    I prefer him with a light bulb in his mouth, but that wig is also a good look for Uncle Fester.

  22. Idiot Abroad

    Who knew Krystal from Squidbillies was a fan of the arts?

  23. “Han, Han, make-cheesay. Pa’sa tah ono caulky malia. Ee youngee d’emperolo teesaw. Twa spastika awahl no. Yanee dah poo noo.”

  24. Juju

    OH MY GOD, WHAT’S WRONG WITH- …well, with the entirety of your anatomy, I guess.

  25. wow, i haven’t thought about H.R. Pufnstuf in ages

  26. She’s a straight-up diva. She has more class that all of those wanna-be chicks (Demi L, Paris H, etc.) combined.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      She has more chin than all of them combined as well.

    • This is not what we do here, Wendy. I think you’re looking for, “yougogirl.com”… What may have been more appropriate was to point out that she looks like Gru from, “Despicable Me”.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

        Don’t be too harsh, Dereck. Look at her comment as rounding on the *waana-be chicks* she highlighted, rather than supporting A.H. That’s more in the spirit of TS.

  27. tito

    holding hands with princess leia after the chain broke.

  28. suck it

    why the no neck?!?!

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  30. I just saw Moonrise Kingdom and was wondering why Anderson didn’t sneak her in for a cameo. Now I understand.

  31. SSHGuru

    She’s wearing Arnold’s mask from Total Recall.

  32. Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

    That reminds me… I don’t want to live another sixty years.

  33. WHAT. THE. FUCK?

  34. karmaB

    How can the skin on her arms and chest look so good and then turn so awful on the way up. It looks like someone photoshopped her head on a younger body. She doesn’t even have underarm sag. Weird picture!

  35. contusion

    That’s the visual definition of “thick.”

  36. Sean Flynn

    Ooota gloota, Solo. Ha ha ha!

  37. Rosie the Riveting

    This looks like an M.C. Escher drawing.

  38. wrynoceros

    nice! a screen cap from the “fake head” scene in the original Total Recall

  39. Remember Miss Viola Swamp from “Miss Nelson is Missing?” We found her.

  40. Ruckus

    GET READY FOR A SURPRISE!

  41. Asiah

    Just a bad angle. She’s awesome!

  42. Wheres my hat ?

    when did she get downs ?

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