uh oh, someone’s not sharing nicely.

Damn that Panigale’s hot.

Make up is a remarkable thing, isn’t it?

I wish I was that motorcycle right now.

“Might As Well Face it You’re Addicted To Love”

The girl in back is a bit somber because she’s remembering the time she worked the Farley on a Harley event.

That’s a bike worth fapping to!

Makes my Monster look decidedly pedestrian.

Aww. Poor little angel, you’ll get your turn.

Next program features Khloe driving a Nova in “Heavies in Chevies.”

The angel seems pissed that she’s not the one straddling the big red vibration machine.

Probably a good thing the seat is vinyl

thats one creepy lookin angel…

Does anyone else read her name as “Anal In McCord” every time they see it in print?

When you name an event ‘Hotties On Ducatis’ you should fully expect a sight such as this.

I don’t know a lot about motorcycles, but I’m guessing there’s no brand that rhymes with “airhead”.

Imagine for a minute, being the girl in the background. What would your face look like if you were getting paid $500 bucks to strap on victoria’s rejects wings and knowing, the whole time, that Janice DIckenson is going to mount a motorcycle in front of you at some point in the evening.

give ‘em a plate of chips

I’d be just as annoyed as that angel… Maybe she should make lightning strike the idiot who can’t make that motorcycle move no matter how much she humps it…

Threesome sound great on paper, but the underachieving and overenthusiastic whore is always guaranteed to overstay her welcome.

“You guys like my new transportation? I love it! And what’s extra cool is they told me it runs on rice, which is way cheaper than gasoline.”

“Notties” on Ducatis’.

No mater how many times they went out together, the white swan never seemed able to accept that the black swan might just be a selfish bitch.