Beverly Hills’ soup kitchens are fancy.
I wonder why he’s wearing a cross?
He made up for it by picking the bacon bits out of his caesar salad.
It looks like he’s using it as a coke spoon. And people here say I’m anti-Christian.
He wears a ring with a Star of David. The cross is just so he’s got all the bases covered.
Wait a minute…. is that a cross around the neck of the man who played “Hannukah Harry”?
Relax, guys, it’s just his toothpick.
He’s being prepped for a lobotomy.
“I got this cross from my wife. Morgan Fairchild. Whom I’ve slept with.”
“It’s called ACTING!”
The one perk of being the ugly guy – you keep looking mostly the same as you did in the eighties, while Jim Belushi and Andy Garcia now look like you.
I don’t remember his having that much hair in the ’80s.
Bloated? No, I was merely ACTING!
HA! Only 5% of us get that, but it was a great show.
Fucking loved that show.
Awesome! I was excited to see Jay Sherman do a cameo on The Simpsons! xD hehe
Another show I miss, Duckman.
5% may be estimating a little high. Totally forgot about that cartoon and totally miss it now.
Hell yeah that show was the bomb!
Waiter: “Mr. Ratcliffe, did you enjoy your meal?”
Lovitz: “Lovitz! LOVITZ!”
Waiter: “I’ll bring you seconds then.”
If you piss him off, he turns into David Banner.
Someone just asked him how Phil Hartman was doing.
for sure he needs to let his anger at Andy Dick go
“C’mon you punks I need table service! Some kind of Early Bird this turned out to be…”
He looks happier than i remember him
I read every comment in his voice, quotations or not.
“Hey honey, are you sure I should wear this bright lime green T-shirt? I’ve packed on a few pounds.”
“Dahling, you look mahvelous. You are the inimitable Jon Lovitz. Everyone loves you!”
“Fine, fine…if I say it will you just leave me alone? Yeah, that’s the ticket. That’s the fucking ticket alright. Okay, now scram.”
Earlobes slowly being absorbed into his neck…
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