1. Apparently, as part of his Scientology/Midget-wrestling initiation, he must “carry” Tom’s semen for a week…

  2. Deacon Jones

    “Where’s my wife? ”

    “Don’t worry. We gave her a nice Honeymooooon.”

  3. Tom keeps wearing his Top Gun aviators so we cant see him aging.

  4. cc

    *urp* damn burritos

  5. “Pawn Stars” circa 1967

  6. seriouslynow

    How’s that Scientology taste, Benicio?

  7. squishy

    Looking a lot more cleaned up than usual, much improved!

  8. Vlad

    Hangover’s are a bitch

  9. contusion

    Purple rain….purple rain.

  10. UJ

    Drink or smuggle illegal aliens. Not both.

  11. PZ

    Flashbacks of Tara Reid from the previous night.

  12. ^#&@%!

    It’s Francis Llewellyn Poncherello. But you can call me “Ponch”.

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