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Apparently, as part of his Scientology/Midget-wrestling initiation, he must “carry” Tom’s semen for a week…
That or it looks like he’s practicing for the next Scientology convention.
“Where’s my wife? ”
“Don’t worry. We gave her a nice Honeymooooon.”
Classic!
Tom keeps wearing his Top Gun aviators so we cant see him aging.
*urp* damn burritos
“Pawn Stars” circa 1967
How’s that Scientology taste, Benicio?
Looking a lot more cleaned up than usual, much improved!
Alot gayer than usual.
Hangover’s are a bitch
Purple rain….purple rain.
Drink or smuggle illegal aliens. Not both.
Flashbacks of Tara Reid from the previous night.
It’s Francis Llewellyn Poncherello. But you can call me “Ponch”.