1. I admittedly use the word “retarded” a little loosely….

    but this…

  2. Startin’ to get that Travolta creepiness a little here. Damn that scientology!

  3. Johnny P!

    Now Jerry… save your Sarah Jessica Parker imitation for the stage, please.

  4. bbiowa

    Chris Berman on Nutrisystem?? That shit really works!

  5. Mohawk Disco

    I’d be smiling too if I was worth 800 million and had one of the world’s coolest Porsche collection.

  6. looks like a fool here but I still adore him.

  7. henry hill

    “Jerry, Hellooo!”

  8. Josie

    wow this guy got really old…

  9. Joe

    I have more money than god. Screw what I look like.

  10. EricLR

    It’s amazing that much arrogant smugness can fit into such a tiny space.

  11. Apparently, a busload of 15 year old jewesses is disembarking directly behind the camera.

  12. Vlad

    Look at me! I’ve turned into a balding beaver! a beaver!

  13. He went to the doctor’s office for a vasectomy and they inadvertently gave him a lobotomy.

  14. UJ

    Those teeth are worth $800,000,000 at a bris.

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