superficial

  1. B&WMinstrel

    I hope some one is keeping an eye on those Lego kids

  2. I think we can all agree that Disney is the very incarnation of evil.
    If you think differently, consider Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and now, an animatronic Travolta.

  3. Deacon Jones

    He looks like a fucking vamper!

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    I had Count Chocula for breakfast.

    John: Me too.

  5. “The question was, ‘Would I fuck me?’ The answer, as always, is yes. Yes, I’d fuck me so hard.”

  6. Mohawk Disco

    Is he still alive? Really! He looks like an animated version of himself running on batteries. Weak batteries.

  7. cc

    Oh, I know, I know this one! It’s Westworld where almost everyone is a robot with a plastic face.

  8. Johnny P!

    Put in a quarter and Madame Travolta will tell you your fortune.

  9. Urvag

    Now that’s the look of a very healthy and sane man.

  10. Max

    Wow, that thing looks almost real!

  11. Animal

    Well, these pictures keep me chuckling, and I appreciate that.I never realized until this especially hilarious photo just what a big Travolta fan I am!

  12. Turd Ferguson

    Weekend at Travolta’s.

  13. Transylvolta is more like it.

    I’m not sure when he died, but the fact that he’s still walking among us really is one in the “win” column for Scientology.

  14. I don’t think this Powder/Star Trek mash-up is going to go well at all.

  15. Humpinfrog

    “Look into my eyes, that’s it. In a few moments you will feel the sensation of a dark tunnel. A tunnel that will feel empty but yet, slippery on all sides. You feel yourself entering quickly but exiting just as fast. Over and over, until your very loins feel like they may explode. Sheesh, I whisper. As you…”

    “Mr. Travolta!, Mr. Travolta!. Dr. Himleich’s Hypnotism class is next door”.

  16. He is Sprockets and you will dance!

  17. Cock Dr

    I wonder if he got any ass action in Zurich. You know he’s dying for it and it shows.

  18. Alex

    Let me count my movies, 1 Travolta! HA HA! 2 Travolta! HA HA!…

  19. he looks more and more like spock with each passing year, and each new hair plug.

  20. Idiot Abroad

    Jeebus! On second thought, Michael Jackson wasn’t looking all that bad.

  21. Joe

    The shocker shocks.

  22. his wife lets him go out like this? oh yeah, never mind, she’s also telling him he looks ‘fine’ right.

  23. Anthony

    John Travolta stars in the powerful biopic of Pee-wee Herman

  24. downwithmuffins

    now vhat did ve learn today? vun! two! three! four bats!

  25. Mista Kotta I sweah ta God, Listen to dem Children of the night. What music dey make.

  26. Beware the bumpire!

  27. “Why are the villagers carrying torches??”

  28. Between all the black microphones and that look on his face, I think that he thinks he’s been set up. “All those black microphones… mustn’t… fellate…”

  29. “Greetings people of Earth. Take me to your best male masseuse.”

  30. Matt

    John Travolta will steal your soul.

  31. I just can’t believe anything he has to say would warrant that many microphones.

  32. Vlad

    Was “In Travolta” a request or vampire command?

  33. glam

    Bela Lugosi is dead.

  34. contusion

    Good thing they put that name sign up there in front of it so we’d know what it was supposed to be.

  35. I wonder if he could be seriously ill — like something terminal. He really looks unhealthy. Or, perhaps I’m wrong. I guess at one time or another we all walk around with blue-tinted skin.

    • UJ

      GIve me an A!
      Give me an I!
      Give me a D!
      Give me a S!

      What does it spell?

      TRAVOLTA.

      • He might be circling the drain as we speak. If he were to go before the end of the year, that would be three “sweathogs” gone in 2012. And that doesn’t count Debralee Scott who checked out in 2005.

  36. scooby

    Fucking vampire man.

  37. BRING. . .ME. . .MASSEUR!

  38. UJ

    Blah BLah BLAH! I want to suck your ?

  39. BSname

    He is filming the sequel to The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
    This shot is from the final death scene.

  40. Doc

    Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your…

  41. Alpha Female

    Aint no sunshine in the closet…

  42. Drex

    Hello Mystery Man form Lost Highway. (Robert Blake)

  43. All he wants is a nice reach around from Arnold Horshack . That’s why he has the small penis stare.

  44. ksmack

    We had it all wrong….Travolta IS Xenu!

  45. John Travolta is Soylent Green!

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