I hope some one is keeping an eye on those Lego kids

I think we can all agree that Disney is the very incarnation of evil.
If you think differently, consider Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and now, an animatronic Travolta.

He looks like a fucking vamper!

I had Count Chocula for breakfast.

John: Me too.

“The question was, ‘Would I fuck me?’ The answer, as always, is yes. Yes, I’d fuck me so hard.”

Is he still alive? Really! He looks like an animated version of himself running on batteries. Weak batteries.

Oh, I know, I know this one! It’s Westworld where almost everyone is a robot with a plastic face.

Put in a quarter and Madame Travolta will tell you your fortune.

Now that’s the look of a very healthy and sane man.

Wow, that thing looks almost real!

Well, these pictures keep me chuckling, and I appreciate that.I never realized until this especially hilarious photo just what a big Travolta fan I am!

Weekend at Travolta’s.

Transylvolta is more like it.

I’m not sure when he died, but the fact that he’s still walking among us really is one in the “win” column for Scientology.

I don’t think this Powder/Star Trek mash-up is going to go well at all.

“Look into my eyes, that’s it. In a few moments you will feel the sensation of a dark tunnel. A tunnel that will feel empty but yet, slippery on all sides. You feel yourself entering quickly but exiting just as fast. Over and over, until your very loins feel like they may explode. Sheesh, I whisper. As you…”

“Mr. Travolta!, Mr. Travolta!. Dr. Himleich’s Hypnotism class is next door”.

He is Sprockets and you will dance!

I wonder if he got any ass action in Zurich. You know he’s dying for it and it shows.

Let me count my movies, 1 Travolta! HA HA! 2 Travolta! HA HA!…

he looks more and more like spock with each passing year, and each new hair plug.

Jeebus! On second thought, Michael Jackson wasn’t looking all that bad.

The shocker shocks.

his wife lets him go out like this? oh yeah, never mind, she’s also telling him he looks ‘fine’ right.

John Travolta stars in the powerful biopic of Pee-wee Herman

now vhat did ve learn today? vun! two! three! four bats!

Mista Kotta I sweah ta God, Listen to dem Children of the night. What music dey make.

Beware the bumpire!

“Why are the villagers carrying torches??”

Between all the black microphones and that look on his face, I think that he thinks he’s been set up. “All those black microphones… mustn’t… fellate…”

“Greetings people of Earth. Take me to your best male masseuse.”

John Travolta will steal your soul.

I just can’t believe anything he has to say would warrant that many microphones.

Was “In Travolta” a request or vampire command?

Bela Lugosi is dead.

Good thing they put that name sign up there in front of it so we’d know what it was supposed to be.

I wonder if he could be seriously ill — like something terminal. He really looks unhealthy. Or, perhaps I’m wrong. I guess at one time or another we all walk around with blue-tinted skin.

Fucking vampire man.

BRING. . .ME. . .MASSEUR!

Blah BLah BLAH! I want to suck your ?

He is filming the sequel to The Boy in the Plastic Bubble.
This shot is from the final death scene.

Blah! Blah! I vant to suck your…

Aint no sunshine in the closet…

Hello Mystery Man form Lost Highway. (Robert Blake)

All he wants is a nice reach around from Arnold Horshack . That’s why he has the small penis stare.

We had it all wrong….Travolta IS Xenu!

John Travolta is Soylent Green!