1. He’s been with Miranda for years but, her beauty still brings tears to his eyes.

  2. fred

    “He told me he just wanted to talk, and we left the party and went into a room where nobody else was. And then he put his hand on my shoulder and told me I was his good friend. He slowly worked his way down to my pants. I wanted him to stop, but I didn’t want him to stop, do you know what I mean. Then he pulled my pants down and started to . . . he started to . . . It was awful.”

  3. “When will my career pick up again?”

  4. Somebody’s up past his bedtime.

  5. gary coleman's ghost

    Condola Rashad is Phylicia Rashad’s daughter. Meaning he’s fucking Claire Huxtable’s real life daughter. Nice.

  6. tlmck

    What a sweet, sensitive, full of shit kind of guy he is.

  7. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    He’s crying because he hasn’t had to embrace this much female body fat in years. (It’s tough going for the young man.)

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