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  1. caley

    “What an unseasonably warm New Year’s Eve this is!”

  2. “Garzon!!! I ordered a triple order of bacon with my vegetarian salad!”

  3. Hugh Jass

    Which one is which.

  4. Jabba and Chewy share a moment.

  5. There was no food left in the restaurant when they left.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    The only reason they pretended it was Christmas was because Rob finished an entire Thanksgiving dinner a month ago.

  7. “Another loaf of bread here, please.”

  8. Josephus

    As Craig Ferguson might say, Rob and Khloe Karadashian are very different people. One is a gigantic, frightening, large-breasted creature that is on television despite having no discernible talent. The other, of course, is Khloe Kardashian.

  9. fred

    Khloe sent one last text message to her best friend, possibly her last, before entering the cage for a battle to the death with Rob over who would get the last hot dog.

  10. kevin kenish from connecticut

    I actually feel bad for that kid. Lets be honest 90% of these faceless fucks commenting are fat

  11. Khloe has been looking better because her diet plan is to eat whatever Rob doesn’t.

  12. That heroic camera was trying to develop cataracts so we wouldn’t have to see these two. You tried brave little camera. You tried.

  13. Is he training to become a power lifter?

  14. Pigs get feed, hogs get slaughtered.

  15. Lionel Hutz: Now, Miss Kardashian, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your brother were ejected out of the restaurant.
    Khloe: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
    Lionel Hutz: Miss Kardashian, remember that you are under oath.
    Khloe: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn’t find one?
    Khloe: [crying] We… went… fishing.
    Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?

  16. Bonky

    Well, I guess this photo is proof they are not the same person.

  17. Lore

    Those sunglasses are dope as fuck.

  18. Ya know? Out of all the Kardashians, these two I can tolerate the most.

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