Sarah Jessica Parker at the New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala. (September 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
[OFF-CAMERA] “Who wants some oats and a mane-brushing?”
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When you’re getting liver spots on your chest, it’s time to cover up.
someone swipped her feed bucket?
“It is NOT time for the glue factory!!”
The look of shock when someone in the crowd holds out a sugar cube, then snatches it away at the last minute
She must be getting tired of the horse jokes too. Hence the look accented by diamond laced brass knuckles.
They improvised and slipped those on her right front hoof after she broke into a gallop and threw a shoe.
She must have just heard thunder…they always get spooked when they hear thunder.
Indy said NOT to look at the Ark!
Damn you, that was funny.
Keep the horse jokes coming? Bahahahahaha!
For fans of ’60’s television:
I am Mister Ed.
I don’t understand why anyone would say anything about her other than she is a rare and genuine beauty. She is absolutely glowing in this picture.
Just kidding. She is a pig. Or, I guess “horse face” is the politically correct term.
It’s one thing to be a horse, but to also have a Halloween novelty claw for an arm is kind of a bummer.
What’s that, in her mouth?
a. chewing gum
b. a partly dissolved sugar cube
c. her long lost chin mole
She looks knackered.
You know guys, we really should stop saddling her with all these cheap insults.
She must have just woken up from a nightmare!
I don’t care how playful the outfit she puts on, she’s definitely not young anymore.
No foal-ing around! -BAM!
Canter this old bitch just stay the f**k away from photographers, please?
Close your mouth dear, your cud is showing.
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