Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied at the New York City Ballet 2013 Fall Gala. (September 19, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Covering yourself with spiky clothing won’t stop me, Natalie. I’ll work through that pain.
Am I the only one who imagines small centipedes carrying him under his shows?
The luckiest motherfucker on Earth. Look at him. There’s no way he’s supposed to be pulling that level of trim.
He’s rich and connected.
He has +2 points for having a French accent. Fucking accents.
Moi, too, j’peut parler en français, tabarnac.
I’m an American. I only speak half a language.
“This is not the Human Centipede parody XXX.”
I’m just gonna concentrate on her because his smug face pisses me off.
You may dance well Mr Frenchman but that alone doesn’t make you worthy of one of our beloved Hollywood princesses.
Obviously a big UCLA fan.
“Natahleee, waht ‘appened too owwerrr relashioncheep? -Ees like yoo don’ eevenn Seee me no morr… No. Seriously. LooOk, beetch! I yamm rite focking HEARR!”
Wow, she looks gorgeous. I always hated him, I hate him 10 times more now.
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