superficial

  1. Some dudes love damaged goods.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    An eyes open “Weekend At Bernie’s” thing is the only explanation.

  3. Hugh Jass

    The only interesting person in the picture is the black chick in the short skirt.

  4. Cock Dr

    She looks good when covered up and only lightly drunk.

  5. Obviously Sharknado has helped her dating life.

  6. Hold on to her tight.No one leaves without paying.

  7. Dude looks like he’s about 12. And she’s certainly well beyond being a legend.

  8. Donkeylicks

    Wait, so Vin Diesel get’s a star on the walk of fame and suddenly he’s banging Tara Reid and has hair?!?

  9. ” You can leeeave your shirt on…..”

  10. tom

    What age is he to hold her like that? 14?

  11. Swearin

    He looks like a street magician, maybe he magicked her? I believe the incantation was something like “I have a penis and am not turned off by stupidity or pepperoni-looking nipples”

  12. blerg

    he’s also trying to hide his erection.

  13. Pippi Longcocking

    Is it just me, or is “Erez Eisen” a total pornstar name?

  14. That guy’s head is ginormous yet clearly houses a small brain. Like a Stegasaurus.

  15. martina

    Why is she trying to appear to be normal these days – what gives?

  16. Leopard Shoes: “I cannot be-lieve this skinny, white-trash girl got a man and my fine-ass self got stood up by D’Marion AGAIN!!”

  17. Jenn

    Big Giant Head is a great big dumbass.

  18. He’s one half of the “Infected Mushroom” duo, one of the founders.

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