Somewhere, a skydiver is gonna have a bad day.
Made me laugh!
you can almost see Homer Simpsons face
She’s smiling because she’s been waiting her entire life to be able to wear a mumu without being called fat.
Move over Jessica Simpson! No really, move over, the two of you cannot fit down the same side of the street.
I’m thinkin’ “Prometheus”.
They’re remaking Beethoven now?
Jennifer Love Hotdogs.
She only got pregnant to remain relevant.
Oh, and she was already fat so why not, right?
It looks like they put a sheet over one of those Easter Island statues.
Great minds think alike!!
Easter Island with a pencil troll topper!
Kris Jenner didn’t show that much when she carried Khloe.
I’m pretty sure Khloe carried Kris Jenner much like the abominable snowman carried Daffy duck.
Yeah, I know she is pregnant, but the calf to belly ratio is still way too high. Beware of any chick who adds “pregnancy” weight to her shins.
You could turn that dress upside down, sew the top shut, hang a basket off the straps and fly it across the Atlantic.
I swear to God after this baby’s done with her, she will look worse than Kathleen Turner after eating an entire Delta Burke.
-Especially in the vagina.
BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA BRA!!!
Her stomach looks like the face of the Deku Tree in the Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
I totally wanna see that hairy vagina right after the baby comes out. Fish, get some pap to do the birth…
Focus on her glowing smiling triumphant face….don’t look at what’s going on down below.
Am I the only one who see the puppy dog face on her chest?
Have they determined who the father is yet?
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