I see London, I see France…..

You can take the girl out of West Virginia, but you can’t take the West Virginia out of the girl.

“now let mommy show you how a throng feels like”

TMI!!! Christ woman, you can afford clothing that fits.

belt (noun)
A strip of leather or other material worn around the waist, esp. in order to support clothes.

This is not what I meant when I said I really wanted to see a whale tail.

Isn’t she “with child” again ?

Prego + Thong = Blecch !

Later, she picked Violet up from school wearing only
a jogging bra, crocs, and a vajazzled merkin.
Oh, those wacky, famous rich people!

‘V’ for Victoria

Genuine Class.

Pregnant women should not be allowed to wear thongs, thats just nasty!!!!

“Houston, we have a whale tail.”

Apparently her pants don’t want to get on the plane with her.

your daughter is old enough to walk, ffs. but thanks for the thong shot. i’m sure it made someone’s day.

“Look sweetheart. This is how you give strange men a shred of hope and then snag it right back. If they persist, call them creepy, to maintain command of the situation.”

Kind of like a mullet.

Frumpy on the outside, freaky on the inside.

In every photo there’s always a guy with a pink tie saying it all with his eyes

That’s so nineties!!

WEDGIE!!!!!!!

Nice to know they have matching thong and tie.

hey Jennifer Garner, 1995 called and …. never mind

Whoops. Put on daddy’s pants again…

another skinny plastic star with no ass

I’d hit it. Back off haters.

skid mark

I thought this was Casey Anthony

What is Matthew Perry doing there?

Jennifer Garner shows a rather serious sunburn to Scott Caan, in character as Danny “Dano” Williams, qualifying her to fly to Hawaii, since all travelers to the Islands are required to wear something pink.

She can fix my toilet ANY time!