In Heidelberg, Germany he is a god. That’s all I got.
Maybe it was the head injury from my accident, but I don’t remember the jaws of life having this much personality.
It must be great to be Michael Fassbender. Everyone wants to buy you three beers.
“I told him my name was ‘Ass-Bender’ and he believed me. Hilarious!”
This fuck-bubble saw LeAnn Rimes’s shit-eating guffaw and decided he’d try to match it. Close, but no cigar!
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