1. Here comes problem 100…

  2. You’re telling me MY wife went through there without lubricant????

  3. pdan

    “I don’t know, man…you got anything bigger? No way Coco fits through this shit.”

  4. Anthony

    Well you already have gloves on so you might as well start feeling around.

  5. Tad Bit Tipsy

    “It’s ok officer, I’m used to it. You should see the size strap on Coco wears in bed.’

  6. *rubber glove snap*

  7. No sir Mr. Ice-T, thank you for volunteering, but like I said already six times, no anal exam is required, go on through.

  8. Shirley

    It looks like he’s preparing for an anal cavity check. Lol.

  9. Venom

    “Yes sir Mr. Ice T, your ass is nice, but I still think Coco’s is still nicer. “

  10. Ready, set, sprint nigga!

  11. “Deep breaths, Mr. Ice-T, sir. Cop Killer was just a song. And really, I’m just a TSA agent. So, it isn’t as sold-out as you seem to think. But I’m still going to need you to remove your polo shirt and designer jeans. Whenever you’re ready…”

  12. The Brown Streak

    He’s so used to it, he doesn’t realize the security was black.

  13. Clown Shoes

    “Fuck tha TSA”

  14. It’s a natural reaction for Ice. Metal detector leads to cell block, leads to cavity search. He’s just trying to be pro-active.

  15. cutthecrap

    Dammit, aging is a bitch. I’m all weak and shit, wearing polo shirts and black jeans. I used to be hardcore, now, I fight crime on t.v. Word.

  16. Nick

    Oh, how I laugh when I see one of these tough guys turn into a middle aged cliche.

  17. guestspeaker

    too easy

  18. rough hurts

    I’m positive this technique is not in the Lee Strasberg’s handbook. Reference, Al.

  19. Ruckus

    What do you mean YOU killed Pookie?

  20. SlippinX12

    Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack…

  21. “Are you sure I don’t have to remove my trousers for this?”

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