“Hey Arnold! Look who I ran into!!!!”
TOTALLY beat me to it!! Well done. +1
Yeah, I’m not gonna even attempt to beat that one.
“Yes, Yes, after I bang this woman, she will look like Penelope Cruz…”
“I thought she was Roseanne and she thought I was George Clooney. How funny is that ?”
He looks like a Hispanic Mr. Bean now.
Melanie must be so pissed, this guy doesn’t hold a candle to Don Johnson now.
I was supposed to be the next George Clooney, but it never happened. Now I have to steal my 14 year old son’s jeans and this is the best tail I can get.
I bet he slipped her the ol stinky tamale
“Hey, Melanie. This is what REAL tits look like!”
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