superficial

  1. “Hey Arnold! Look who I ran into!!!!”

  2. Tad Bit Tipsy

    “Yes, Yes, after I bang this woman, she will look like Penelope Cruz…”

  3. Bonky

    “I thought she was Roseanne and she thought I was George Clooney. How funny is that ?”

  4. The Pope

    He looks like a Hispanic Mr. Bean now.

  5. girl

    Melanie must be so pissed, this guy doesn’t hold a candle to Don Johnson now.

  6. Venom

    I was supposed to be the next George Clooney, but it never happened. Now I have to steal my 14 year old son’s jeans and this is the best tail I can get.

  7. Sweenis McFrecklenut

    I bet he slipped her the ol stinky tamale

  8. “Hey, Melanie. This is what REAL tits look like!”

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