Katie Holmes in Beverly Hills. (September 1, 2011)
“Oh Gerard Depardieu!”
My thoughts exactly!
What we are witnessing here is Katie’s weekly allotment of emotional expression. Let us bask in its glory.
I heard that the rave drug does that to you.
Where did all that leg fat come from?
All women look bad in capri pants, even the thin cute ones, like her.
which one is her?
Danny DeVito! I love your work!
“Shit. I hate when Tom wants to fuck in his Les Grossman outfit.”
Proof that Scientology makes you fat.
even going a few feet away Katie can not avvoid giving this dude a hard on.
Pleeeeeease, take me with you. Smuggle me out in your belly or something.
“Katie, I know you don’t know me but I just have to hug you. I feel so sorry you are married to that freak.”
“I don’t care how old, balding and fat you are!
Just hug me like the touch of a woman doesn’t disgust you!
Mmmmmmm…. it’s been years…”
Next shot: she’s being swallowed whole.
This is how the Scientologists get you, the bear hugs and quiet whispers of L. Ron Hubbard.
When your husband is gay, you will fuck any man that will give you attention, even if he is as big as a Killer Whale and as old as Father Time.
Hint: Never let Chaz Bono be Suri’s role model…
Wow Tom Cruise really let himself go…
After you eat Tom, I will give you half the MI:3 money and pay for the Lap Band myself. Deal?
I hatie me some Katie.
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