1. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    What is best in life? To crunch your obliques, see your loafers before you, and to hear the lamentation of your hamstrings!

  2. zomgbie


  3. Downward-facing Guatemalan Maid is my favorite yoga pose too.

  4. Smehll maih fahrtz if you want to live.

  5. chikaty

    “head, shoulders, knees and oh mannn…. must reach… toes….”

  6. Fester

    “On closer examination, I am wearing loafers…”

  7. Lemmiwinks

    “I’ll be fat.”

  8. Arnold preparing for a meeting with Maria’s Lawyers…

  9. Maria

    I want to kick him in the butt.

  10. Venom

    I miss when MAHRia used to bend me over in this position.

  11. The Brown Streak

    What Fabio was looking at from the last picture.

  12. It’s too late to inspire your lardo sons, Ahnold.

  13. some nobody girl

    Maria is a bitch, and deserved everything that Arnold did to her, and her white trash Kennedy family.

  14. Oz Matters

    You know your getting old when you start wanting to touch the toes instead of touching the hoes.

  15. g-moonie

    “Zis is the easiest way to call Tom Cruise….”

  16. Dutch


  17. ChickenHawk

    “Thank you sir, may I have another?”

  18. Cock Dr

    All you guys make me laugh. So funny.

  19. Since leaving office, then being sued for divorce, finances have gotten very tight for “The Governator,” to the point that he even needs to remove the pennys from his loafers.

  20. Noel

    “When I up, down, touch the ground
    it puts me in the mood
    Up, down, touch the ground
    in the mood…for food”

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