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  1. It’s his birthday today. Shouldn’t he be on a bench eating a cupcake?

  2. “Oh shit….there’s Fabio…god, I hope he doesn’t see me…please don’t let him see me..please…”

  3. glad to see him at his new job. he makes a good bag boy.

  4. Chaz Bono wants his/her beard back.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Keanu, it doesn’t matter where you go. You’re not going to find your career anywhere.

  6. Sad Keanu finally moving out of the curb.

  7. chikaty

    can he even see with those beady little eyes?

  8. Lemmiwinks

    Release the woodpecker.

  9. Geek Squad

    Keanu is the Man!

  10. The Brown Streak

    “Dog shit…Whoa!”

  11. Throjo

    He’s has that “Gotta Run Before They Find the Dead Hooker” look on his face.

  12. rough hurts

    Well, this airport walks through look arduous and uninspiring. Get some pointers from Al Pacino, Keanu. And hire some old ladies to take care of the luggage while you’re at it. Clearly! not on the level of Al.

  13. DogBoy

    New Internet Meme: Evicted Keanu

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