1. Man, Criss Angel needs to lay off the sun…

  2. “Oh hey! Keanu! What’s up?! Keanu! Hey…Keanu Reeves!”

  3. Satan's bitch

    He looked better wearing the seagull.

  4. Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife is going to be so upset that she didn’t win the “Biggest Tits of the Week” award.

  5. Bonky

    Believe it or not, there are still women in remote parts of New Jersey who think that is hot.

  6. You can say all the bad stuff you want to about her, but I think Brooke Shields still rocks some solid cleavage.

  7. Shirley

    Age with self respect Fabio, please! You’re not 28.

  8. Lemmiwinks

    “Yeah, Cro-Magnon might be the flavor of the day but just wait, Neanderthal Man will be BACK!”

  9. Pirate Hunter

    If Fabio was human we would probably accuse him of being gay…

  10. Squishy

    That guy is still around?

  11. This picture and the next go well together.
    1) The bitch he left starting divorce proceedings….
    2) The position he’ll have to assume in court.

  12. Venom

    He looks like he is auditioning to be a new female cast member on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

  13. tlmck

    Good to see him get work as a baggage handler.

  14. I’m sorry…..I’d hit it.

  15. cutthecrap

    First of all, lobster skin is not cool. Second, this dude is like almost 100, lastly, he is not rocking the mouth without teeth look. Get on a plane Flabio, and go somewhere far, far, away.

  16. guestspeaker

    someone please put this old man out to pasture or just skin him and make a handbag or something

  17. zomgbie

    k which one of bruce and demi’s girls is this?

  18. Fabio still tries to maintain his own street corner just so people will know where to find him in the event they just want to throw away some money on some used shit.

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