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Mmm, Stretch marks.,
No, those were my claw marks.
Tiger Stripes. rawr.
FAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Heavens to Mercatroid!!!!
Stretch marks? Claw marks? Tiger stripes? Fake something-or-other? I don’t really care. I’d take her regardless and make her the queen of my sheets.