1. How he hasn’t been pulled over and beaten.. oh wait.. Right, L.A.

  2. Colin

    He looks like a mental patient in half of his pictures.

  3. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    With wrists that limp he’ll never be able to generate any power with his backhand.

  4. McDouchey

    Looks like He’s already been beating some hoe up.

  5. “I hope things are square between Rhianna and me, now that I got her that “cunt” necklace.

  6. Bonky

    Thug Waldo

  7. Johnny P!

    Three words:
    On The down-low.

  8. For those of you who aren’t circumcised or familiar with it: Exhibit A.

  9. Is that Snoop’s or Kanye’s underwear wrapped around his face?

  10. Shirley

    I think he was just getting prepared to jump out of Lindsy’s car! He doesnt want anyone to witness him tapping that desperate ass. Wasnt she telling him to meet her in her car???

  11. Kelly

    Is he gay? Just looks at the way he holds his hand, and the way he treats women. Maybe, he’s not gay, gays don’t treat women badly, but I think he must be a women hater, or maybe, he is gay, and he’s struggling with it. I think that if he came out-of-the-closet it wouldn’t be a bad thing, but I guess he would lose he street creed and his fans.

  12. Lita

    The gay bandido.

  13. Squishy

    Waiting for LILO next tweet!

  14. Venom

    So wish I saw him in a car driving around like this.
    I would call the police and say I saw a heavily armed black man with a black bandana over his face in a yellow car just robbed a business and is getting away and pray they gunned him down without asking questions.

  15. tlmck

    Not being too smart, Chris makes the mistake of going to a robbery in a Yellow Cab.

  16. The Brown Streak

    If his left hand is that limp, I don’t wanna know where his other hand is.

  17. Hey!!! It’s Saif al-Islam!!! Shoot ‘im!!!!!!

  18. The Walnut Bandit cruises West Hollywood for his next victim.

  19. DogBoy

    …CATCHING THE SHORT BUS to his next gig.

  20. That’s just fuckin’ spooky! Someone needs to toss him a squirt gun that looks like a 9mm then call the badges.

  21. Bangkok Betty

    durr.

  22. Loulou

    Too bad Oprah went off the air. It would of been the perfect place for Chris to come out.

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